This was our customer terms-of-use agreement. We kicked ass.

  TLGnet Service Agreement Effective April 24, 1996 SERVICES PROVIDED
  * Full, unrestricted access to TLGnet. * Full maintenance of all
  TLGnet-owned equipment. TERMS AND CONDITIONS TLGnet exercises no
  control whatsoever over the content of the information passing
  through TLGnet. You are free to communicate commercial,
  noncommercial, personal, questionable, obnoxious, annoying, or any
  other kind of information, misinformation, or disinformation
  through our service. You are fully responsible for the privacy of,
  content of, and liability for your own communications. TLGnet
  exercises no control whatsoever over the content of the information
  passing through TLGnet. TLGnet makes no warranties of any kind,
  whether expressed or implied, for the service it is providing.
  TLGnet also disclaims any warranty of merchantability or fitness
  for any particular purpose. TLGnet will not be responsible for any
  damages you suffer or inflict on others. This includes loss
  resulting from delays, non-deliveries, misdeliveries, or service
  interruptions caused by its own negligence or your errors or
  omissions. Use of any information obtained via TLGnet is at your
  own risk. You are responsible for determining whether or not the
  traffic you originate will end up being carried on another network,
  and for following the rules of any such networks. TLGnet
  specifically denies any responsibility for the accuracy or quality
  of information obtained through its services. Any access to other
  networks connected to TLGnet must comply with the rules appropriate
  with the other network. Use of TLGnet itself may be for any
  purpose. Use of TLGnet for commercial purposes is both permitted
  and encouraged. Installation fees must be paid in advance and are
  not refundable. Payment is due upon receipt of invoice. Accounts
  are in default if payment is not received within 30 days of
  invoice, except invoiced installation fees which are in default if
  not received within 15 days of date on invoice. If your payment is
  returned to us unpaid you are immediately in default and subject to
  a returned check charge of $50 from TLGnet. Accounts in default may
  have their service interrupted. Such interruption does not relieve
  you of the obligation to pay the charge. Only a specific request in
  writing to terminate your service relieves you of your obligation
  to pay the monthly account charge. Accounts in default are subject
  to an interest charge of 1.5% per month, or the maximum allowable
  under your state's law, on the outstanding balance. If you default,
  you agree to pay TLGnet its reasonable expenses, including attorney
  and collection fees, incurred in enforcing its rights under these
  Terms and Conditions. Service is invoiced monthly in advance for
  all services, and may be cancelled in writing with 30 days notice
  with no penalty. TLGnet reserves the right to change rates and
  otherwise modify these Terms and Conditions by notifying you 60
  days in advance of the effective date of the change. You must
  authorize Pacific Bell, or whatever carrier you use, to give us
  access to details on your circuit sufficient for us to ascertain
  correct billing information (such as but not limited to Frame Relay
  CIR and burst speed, number of channels active, etc). These terms
  and agreements supersede all previous representations,
  understandings or agreements and shall prevail notwithstanding any
  variance with terms and conditions of any order submitted. Use of
  TLGnet constitutes acceptance of these terms and conditions. Last
  modified on: $Date: 1996/04/25 20:52:28 $